Thursday, October 19, 2006

Departure...


…from The Routine. Apparently it is my downfall. This morning, I left the house without shaving. No big deal, right? But I think it’s a symptom of a larger problem. What that problem is, I’m not quite sure, but I AM quite sure there may or may not be a problem.



I think it started when I went out to the van this morning before I shaved; yes, that’s when it happened. It’s funny, but little things like that, when you’re not fully functional which throw you for a loop. It’s as if your brain has a hidden ticker for tasks in the morning, or in sub-operational situations, that it relies on to make you feel like you are doing your best. If your normal routine includes 37 tasks before you turn the key in the ignition, and if you complete 37 or more in that amount of time, your brain gives up. So, if you don’t normally plug your phone in after you iron your shirt, then you’re likely to forget something. Either important or unimportant. Doesn’t matter.



Now, if you leave BEFORE you complete the requisite 37 tasks, you either leave with that nagging feeling that you’ve forgotten something, or you catch it when your youngest child asks where your belt is. The point is, you have missed something. Either important or unimportant. You may have left your wallet, your phone, failed to zip your fly. Or you forgot to shave.



I don’t feel so bad now that I got to work. It seems one of my co-workers changed her routine (got out of her truck and went around to the passenger side) and left something she needed in the parking lot. She had to make the long trek back to retrieve it.



Lucky I keep a dull razor in my desk drawer.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White

aA said...

but snack time improves your mood!

Anonymous said...

I didn't realize E.B. White was still living!

Anonymous said...

the chicken ought to have an electric razor next to it

Anonymous said...

my dog stinks

Anonymous said...

my house has sprung a major leak, so now i got to haul in water from the well

aA said...

we tried to get the rooster an electric razor, but the cord wasn't long enough!

Sis said...

are you happy now....look at all the nice comments...what a pretty rooster...

Anonymous said...

rooster? it's a chicken, I say!

Anonymous said...

I agree w/your sister. This is a rooster.

Anonymous said...

Nice sketch . . .

Foghorn Leghorn said...

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing.

Anonymous said...

where's his head? The rooster may be in his foul condition as a result of using an electric razor, OFF with his head.
Don't lose your head, stick with using the dull razor