UgH! COFFEE! Yeah, I’m a coffee ninny, this is an established fact, backed up and admitted to in writing. But sometimes, especially Monday afternoons, I need a mild jolt that only the dark potion can give.
And yeah, I brought it on myself, but this time I tried to be an adult about the amount of sweet appeal that I applied. Big mistake. I feel like a child being forced to take castor oil or Echinacea extract. This substance is not to be imbibed for pleasure. I am convinced of that.
Some say that it’s an acquired taste, like beer or cabbage. My response to that statement is that a person can get used to living next to a swine farm, too. Why you’d WANT to is beyond my comprehension.
So you cops, Coasties and insomniacs can have your black coffee…pass the sugar please, in a front-end loader.
I finished it like a man, though. A big sissy girly-man...
Monday, November 13, 2006
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Unfortunately, your criteria can't be standardized to apply to both genders. Since I like coffee w/ sugar, how would I be labeled? A girly girl? Would that be a perjorative term, too?
Hmm, suppose I did drink coffee w/o sweetner, would I be a manly girl? Should that also be insulting?
The only way to win is to be an honest human being.
You go, uh . . . coffee ninny!!
perhaps I have 'no taste' because I love coffee...I suppose I'm a tasteless ninny........
p.s. I'm also fond of beer and cabbage won't say what that makes me though!
yeah...what rgf said....boy, and try adding hot chocolate...coffee ninny!
as long as i can provoke thought, i have done my job...
...you know, the job that no one asked me to do and that i don't get anything for.
I'll stick with inordinate amounts of sugar, thank you...
I wish I was at Starbucks right now!
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Steven Wright
well, do electric company employees ever get gas?
...come to think of it; do GM employees ever ford a stream or dodge a bullet? would you ever be able to call one an explorer? on an expedition? in durango, colorado?
this is clearly getting too deep. i'm going to dart out of here...
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