If you decide to eat at Taco Bell, be sure you can bend both elbows sufficiently. For some menu items, this is not an issue. But if you are twelve years old (right arm in a cast) and can't hold a Crunchwrap Supreme with both hands, get something smaller.
My daughter was lunching with me today, and she is a sad reminder that you need full mobility and/or hands the size of a catcher's mitt to wrestle one of these into submission. It was akin to watching a dog chase its tail; an exercise in frustration. Except in the dog's case, nacho cheese and sour cream don't get everywhere.
So unless you have help, a plate and a lot of time, choose carefully!
Friday, January 04, 2008
Dining Hints For the Casted
Posted by aA at 11:32 AM
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I feel her pain.....You let them eat Taco Bell????
What kind of a Sire are you?? Oh.
er, uh......Me too.
Tonight, though...maybe I can do something a bit better....
Take care Profesor,
Wollf
I remember it used to take "two hands to handle a Whopper" but I've heard no such claim by the lil' ol taco rollers at Taco Bell.
tex, i think they just assume that you have a pair of working hands when you order a Cruchwrap...it's way to messy to wrangle otherwise. or maybe they just never thought about it.
I think I'll SUE them!
you should take them to the cleaners. You know, to offset your daughter's pain and suffering. Viva Gordita!
an excellent idear, tex! would you represent me? i would pay in salsa and nacho cheeze...
Whose cheeze are you paying with if nachos?
Heh, when it comes to puns, Wollf is a cheeze whiz. Spread it around.
Sorry....Muggle Holiday.
Wollf
mr Wollf, your comment curdled my blood, you apparently don't know colby-JACK about who you are dealing with. you sure don't give an edam about what you say, and i think you are just trying to rennet off at the mouth.
are you in a bleu mood up in your cottage? what are you, some kind of a muenster? maybe you just need a gouda stern talking to...
sorry if you're feeling grilled now...
The Cheezer Chronicles
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